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This is a list of the songs that have appeared or are still appearing in that act which you adore above all othersWhy not play a marvellous game of guess which gag each song is used for? Take photos if you like whilst acting out each one and then send them in to us. Each month a lucky punter will take away super prizes which may include tee shirts or not include tee shirts! Exciting isn’t it?

 

There are over 180 songs listed here, more or less in the order they are performed. We will try to keep it updated as new gags enter the set but no guarantees..


Song Title : BOND STREET
Performer : Enoch Light & The Light Brigade
Label/Cat No : Project 3 Records, New York, USA - Studio 2 Stereo STWO4
Album Title : Total Sound : (Studio Two Sampler)

Song Title : MOTHERFUCKER FROM HELL
Performer : The Datsuns
Label/Cat No : V2 VVR 1020962
Album Title : The Datsuns

Song Title : ANY DREAM WILL DO
Performer : Our own arrangement
Label/Cat No : (P) 1991 Really Useful Group PLC
Album Title : Joseph & The Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat

Song Title : PETER GUNN
Performer : Our own arrangement
Label/Cat No : (P) 1980 Atlantic Recording Corporation
Album Title : ‘The Blues Brothers’ Original Soundtrack Recording
Includes a speech sample from ‘The Blues Brothers’ video
CIC Video © 1980 Universal City Studios inc

Song Title : CHARIOTS OF FIRE
Performer : Vangelis
Label/Cat No : Polydor POSP 246

Song Title : CRAZY HORSES
Performer : The Osmonds
Label/Cat No : MGM 2006 142

Song Title : SATURDAY NIGHT
Performer : Whigfield
Label/Cat No : Systematic SYSCD 3

Song Title : TAINTED LOVE
Performer : Soft Cell
Label/Cat No : Some Bizarre BZS 2

Song Title : TAKE THAT LOOK OFF YOUR FACE
Performer : Marti Webb
Label/Cat No : Polydor POSP 100

Song Title : THE BLUE DANUBE WALTZ
Performer : The James Last Orchestra
Label/Cat No :

Song Title : YESTERDAY
Performer : The Beatles
Label/Cat No : Apple R 6013

Song Title : FOR YOUR BABIES
Performer : Simply Red
Label/Cat No : East West YZ 642

Song Title : THEME FROM “DAD’S ARMY”
Performer :
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Song Title : VIENNA
Performer : Ultravox
Label/Cat No : Chrysalis CHS 2481

Song Title : OLD BEFORE I DIE
Performer : Robbie Williams
Label/Cat No : Chrysalis CDCHS 5055

Song Title : THE ADAGIO OF SPARTACUS AND PHRYGIA
Performer :
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Album Title : Taken from the CD “Classic Experience” - CD 1

Song Title : COME ON EILEEN
Performer : Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Label/Cat No : Mercury DEXYS 9

Song Title : KISS ME HONEY HONEY, KISS ME
Performer : Shirley Bassey
Label/Cat No : Philips PB 860

Song Title : IT’S MY PARTY
Performer : Lesley Gore
Label/Cat No : Mercury AMT 1205

Song Title : THERE IT IS
Performer : Shalamar
Label/Cat No : Solar K 13194

Song Title : JOHNNY, REMEMBER ME
Performer : John Leyton
Label/Cat No : Top Rank JAR 577

Song Title : THE BIRDIE SONG (trad)
Performer : Our own arrangement

Song Title : MICHAEL WINNER SPEECH SAMPLE
Performer :
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Song Title : DO-RE-MI
Performer : Jean Bayliss, Roger Dann and children
Label/Cat No : Williamson Music Corp. (ASCAP)
Album Title : “The Sound Of Music” by Jean Bayliss & the original London cast

Song Title : HELLO
Performer : Lionel Richie
Label/Cat No : Motown TMG 1330

Song Title : DON’T YOU WANT ME
Performer : The Human League
Label/Cat No : Virgin VS 466

Song Title : MANEATER
Performer : Nelly Furtado
Label/Cat No : Geffen Records 9859585

Song Title : LOOK AT ME
Performer : Geri Halliwell
Label/Cat No : EMI CDEM 542

Song Title : RELEASE ME
Performer : Englebert Humperdinck
Label/Cat No : Decca F 12541

Song Title : LIFT ME UP
Performer : Geri Halliwell
Label/Cat No : EMI CDEM 554

Song Title : I JUST DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH MYSELF
Performer : Dusty Springfield
Label/Cat No : Philips BF 1348

Song Title : I TOUCH MYSELF
Performer : Divinyls
Label/Cat No : Virgin America VUS 36

Song Title : LOSING MY RELIGION
Performer : REM
Label/Cat No : Warner Bros. W 0015

Song Title : THEME FROM “VISION ON” GALLERY
Performer :
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Song Title : IT’S ALRIGHT (BABY’S COMING BACK)
Performer : The Eurythmics
Label/Cat No : RCA PB 40375

Song Title : HANDS UP (GIVE ME YOUR HEART)
Performer : Ottawan
Label/Cat No : Carrere CAR 183

Song Title : I WANNA BE LOVED BY YOU
Performer : Marilyn Monroe
Label/Cat No : MCCD 062
Album Title : “Marilyn Monroe - The Essential Recordings”

Song Title : I JUST CALLED TO SAY I LOVE YOU
Performer : Stevie Wonder
Label/Cat No : Motown TMG 1349

Song Title : THEME FROM “BEADLE’S ABOUT”
Performer :
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Song Title : MOVE ON UP
Performer : Curtis Mayfield
Label/Cat No : Buddah 2011 080

Song Title : HOLDING BACK THE YEARS
Performer : Simply Red
Label/Cat No : Elektra EKR 29

Song Title : LA DONNA E MOBILE
Performer : Pavarotti
Label/Cat No : Teldec YZ 843CD

Song Title : SOMEWHERE
Performer : P J Proby
Label/Cat No : Liberty LIB 10182

Song Title : NO MORE HEROES
Performer : The Stranglers
Label/Cat No : United Artists UP36300

Song Title : EAGLES
Performer : Hotel California
Label/Cat No : Asylum K 13079

Song Title : HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO
Performer : Bonnie Tyler
Label/Cat No : Total TYLER 10

Song Title : CELEBRATION
Performer : Kool and The Gang
Label/Cat No : De-Lite KOOL 10

Song Title : A GOOD YEAR FOR THE ROSES
Performer : Elvis Costello
Label/Cat No : F-Beat XX 17

Song Title : LITTLE BY LITTLE
Performer : Oasis
Label/Cat No : Big Brother RKIDSCD 26

Song Title : SEWER LADY
Performer : Neal Hefti
Label/Cat No : RCA PT 49572

Song Title : YELLOW PEARL
Performer : Phil Lynott
Label/Cat No : Vertigo SOLO 3
Includes a speech sample by Michael Caine, taken from
the movie “The Italian Job”.

Song Title : BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY
Performer : Queen
Label/Cat No : EMI 2375

Song Title : YOU SEXY THING
Performer : Hot Chocolate
Label/Cat No : RAK 221

Song Title : THEME FROM “TALES OF THE UNEXPECTED”
Performer :
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Song Title : I’M IN THE MOOD FOR DANCING
Performer : The Nolans
Label/Cat No : Epic EPC 8068

Song Title : THEME FROM “TERRY AND JUNE”
Performer :
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Song Title : BACH-CHORAL BWV 622
Performer : Les Moines De L’Abbaye De Notre-Dame De Ganaobie
Label/Cat No :
Album Title : “Gregorian Chants”
This track is public domain!

Song Title : I WILL SURVIVE
Performer : Gloria Gaynor
Label/Cat No : Polydor 2095 017

Song Title : SPINNING AROUND
Performer : Kylie Minogue
Label/Cat No : Parlophone CDRS 6542

Song Title : PLACE YOUR HANDS
Performer : Reef
Label/Cat No : Sony S2 6635712

Song Title : ETERNAL FLAME
Performer : The Bangles
Label/Cat No : CBS BANGS 5

Song Title : GOLDFINGER
Performer : Shirley Bassey
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB 7360

Song Title : AMERICAN PIE
Performer : Don McLean
Label/Cat No : United Artists UP 35325

Song Title : I SAID NEVER AGAIN (BUT HERE WE ARE)
Performer : Rachel Stevens
Label/Cat No : Polydor 9874240

Song Title : BE FAITHFUL
Performer : Fat Man Scoop
Label/Cat No : Def Jam 9812716

Song Title : TWO LITTLE BOYS
Performer : Rolf Harris
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB 8630

Song Title : NO MORE TEARS (ENOUGH IS ENOUGH)
Performer : Donna Summer & Barbara Streisand
Label/Cat No : Casablanca CAN 174/CBS 8000

Song Title : OOH AAH… JUST A LITTLE BIT
Performer : Gina G
Label/Cat No : Eternal 041 CD

Song Title : GALVANISE
Performer : The Chemical Brothers
Label/Cat No : Virgin CHEMSD 21

Song Title : CARELESS WHISPER
Performer : George Michael
Label/Cat No : Epic A 4603

Song Title : SWEAT (A LA LA LA LA SONG)
Performer : Inner Circle
Label/Cat No : Magnet 9031776802

Song Title : THE WATERBOYS
Performer : The Whole Of The Moon
Label/Cat No : Ensign ENY 520

Song Title : GEORGY GIRL
Performer : The Seekers
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB 8134

Song Title : I CAN SEE CLEARLY
Performer : Johnny Nash
Label/Cat No : CBS 8113

Song Title : MISTLETOE AND WINE
Performer : Cliff Richard
Label/Cat No : EMI EM 78

Song Title : THE BEST PART OF BREAKING UP
Performer : Bobby ‘O’
Label/Cat No : Vanguard VSL 5022

Song Title : MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE
Performer : The Police
Label/Cat No : A&M AMS 7474

Song Title : RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YOU
Performer : Gloria Estefan
Label/Cat No : Epic 6545147

Song Title : (YOU’RE THE) DEVIL IN DISGUISE
Performer : Elvis Presley
Label/Cat No : RCA 1355

Song Title : (EVERYTHING I DO) I DO IT FOR YOU
Performer : Bryan Adams
Label/Cat No : A&M AM 789

Song Title : THEME FROM “JIM’LL FIX IT”
Performer :
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Song Title : SOMETIMES YOU CAN’T MAKE IT ON YOUR OWN
Performer : U2
Label/Cat No : Island CIDX 886

Song Title : GIMME SOME LOVING
Performer : Spencer Davis Group
Label/Cat No : Fontana TF762

Song Title : YELLOW
Performer : Coldplay
Label/Cat No : Parlophone CDR 6538

Song Title : WIGGLE IT
Performer : 2 In A Room
Label/Cat No : Positiva CDTIV 18

Song Title : I LIKE TO MOVE IT
Performer : Reel 2 Real
Label/Cat No : Positiva CDTIV 10

Song Title : CAN YOU FEEL IT
Performer : The Jacksons
Label/Cat No : Epic EPC 9554

Song Title : DO YOU REALLY LIKE IT?
Performer : DJ Pied Piper & The Masters of Ceremonies
Label/Cat No : Relentless MOS RELMOS 1CDS

Song Title : I LIKE IT
Performer : Gerry and The Pacemakers
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB 7041

Song Title : BABYLON
Performer : David Gray
Label/Cat No : IHT / East West EW 215CD1

Song Title : SING IT BACK
Performer : Moloko
Label/Cat No : Echo ECSCD 71

Song Title : SEXY EYES
Performer : Dr Hook
Label/Cat No : Capitol CL 16127

Song Title : DRY YOUR EYES
Performer : The Streets
Label/Cat No : Locked On / 679 Recordings 679L 077CD1

Song Title : IN YOUR EYES
Performer : Kylie Minogue
Label/Cat No : Parlophone CDRS 6569

Song Title : IT’S OH SO QUIET
Performer : Bjork
Label/Cat No : One Little Indian 182TP 7CD

Song Title : YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL
Performer : James Blunt
Label/Cat No : Atlantic AT 0207CDX

Song Title : I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER
Performer : Jim Diamond
Label/Cat No : A&M AM 220

Song Title : I GOT YOU (I FEEL GOOD)
Performer : James Brown
Label/Cat No : Pye International 7N 25350

Song Title : I GOT YOU BABE
Performer : Sonny and Cher
Label/Cat No : Atlantic AT 4035

Song Title : I, YI, YI, YI, YI (I LIKE YOU VERY MUCH)
Performer : Carmen Miranda with Bando de la Lua
Label/Cat No : Prism Leisure Corporation PLATCD 443
Album Title : Ha! Ha! 24 Great Comedy Songs

Song Title : GUANTANAMERA
Performer : Tony Mottola
Label/Cat No : Project 3 Records, New York, USA - Studio 2 Stereo STWO 4
Album Title : Total Sound : (Studio 2 Sampler)

Song Title : CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF YOU
Performer : Andy Williams
Label/Cat No : CBS 3298

Song Title : WHERE IS THE LOVE?
Performer : Black Eyed Peas
Label/Cat No : A&M 9810996

Song Title : HALLELUJAH CHORUS
Performer : The Portsmouth Sinfonia with The Portsmouth Sinfonia Choir
Label/Cat No : Transatlantic Records TRA 285
Album Title : Hallelujah

Song Title : NOW THAT WE’VE FOUND LOVE
Performer : Third World
Label/Cat No : Island WIP 6457

Song Title : WHAT’S LOVE GOT TO DO WITH IT
Performer : Tina Turner
Label/Cat No : Capitol CL 334

Song Title : FROM ME TO YOU
Performer : The Beatles
Label/Cat No : Parlophone R 5015

Song Title : LOVE HURTS
Performer : Jim Capaldi
Label/Cat No : Island WIP 6246

Song Title : DON’T THROW YOUR LOVE AWAY
Performer : The Searchers
Label/Cat No : PYE 7N 15630

Song Title : TURN YOUR LOVE AROUND
Performer : George Benson
Label/Cat No : Warner Bros. K 17877

Song Title : GET DOWN ON IT
Performer : Kool and The Gang
Label/Cat No : De-Lite DE 5

Song Title : CLUB TROPICANA
Performer : Wham
Label/Cat No : Innervision A 3613

Song Title : TOXIC
Performer : Britney Spears
Label/Cat No : Jive 82876602092

Song Title : LITTLE DONKEY
Performer : Finchley Children’s Music Group
Label/Cat No : West End B000024VIL

Song Title : I SEE YOU BABY
Performer : Groove Armada
Label/Cat No : Pepper 9230002

Song Title : MONEY FOR NOTHING
Performer : Dire Straits
Label/Cat No : Vertigo DSTR 10

Song Title : DEDICATED FOLLOWER OF FASHION
Performer : The Kinks
Label/Cat No : Pye 7N 17064

Song Title : GRANDAD
Performer : Clive Dunn
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB8726

Song Title : ANGELS
Performer : Robbie Williams
Label/Cat No : Chrysalis CDCHS 5072

Song Title : WHOLE AGAIN
Performer : Atomic Kitten
Label/Cat No : Innocent SINDX 24

Song Title : I KISSED A GIRL
Performer : Katy Perry
Label/Cat No : Capitol Records 50999 2352052 3

Song Title : SOMETHIN’ STUPID
Performer : Frank & Nancy Sinatra
Label/Cat No : Reprise RS 23166

Song Title : A TOWN CALLED MALICE
Performer : The Jam
Label/Cat No : Polydor POSP 400

Song Title : SHOUT TO THE TOP
Performer : The Style Council
Label/Cat No : Polydor TSC 7

Song Title : YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME
Performer : Paul Weller
Label/Cat No : Go! Discs GODCD 130

Song Title : SUMMER NIGHTS
Performer : John Travolta and Olivia Newton John
Label/Cat No : RSO 18

Song Title : ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL (PART 2)
Performer : Pink Floyd
Label/Cat No : Harvest HAR 5194

Song Title : THAT DON’T IMPRESS ME MUCH
Performer : Shania Twain
Label/Cat No : Mercury 8708032

Song Title : BOOM BOOM POW
Performer : Black Eyed Peas
Label/Cat No : Interscope INTR 125671

Song Title : BIG SHIP
Performer : Cliff Richard
Label/Cat No : Columbia DB 8581

Song Title : ENGLISHMAN IN NEW YORK
Performer : Sting
Label/Cat No : A&M AM 431

Song Title : MACARTHUR PARK
Performer : Donna Summer
Label/Cat No : Casablanca CAN 131

Song Title : MERCY
Performer : Duffy
Label/Cat No : A&M 1761794

Song Title : FOOTLOOSE
Performer : Kenny Loggins
Label/Cat No : CBS A 4101

Song Title : POKER FACE
Performer : Lady Ga Ga
Label/Cat No :

Song Title : JUST A GIGOLO
Performer : Louis Prima
Label/Cat No : Goldies Records 25431

Song Title : CAN’T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD
Performer : Kylie Minogue
Label/Cat No : Parlophone CDRS 6562

Song Title : DON’T YOU (FORGET ABOUT ME)
Performer : Simple Minds
Label/Cat No : Virgin VS 749

Song Title : REACH
Performer : S Club 7
Label/Cat No : Polydor 5618302

Song Title : SUPER DUPER LOVE (ARE YOU DIGGIN ON ME?)
Performer : Joss Stone
Label/Cat No : Relentless/Virgin RELCD 4

Song Title : TAKE ME OUT
Performer : Franz Ferdinand
Label/Cat No : Domino RUG 172CD

Song Title : U CAN’T TOUCH THIS
Performer : MC Hammer
Label/Cat No : Capitol CL 578

Song Title : I CAN’T GO FOR THAT (NO CAN DO)
Performer : Daryl Hall and John Oates
Label/Cat No : RCA 172

Song Title : THEY CAN’T TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME
Performer : Fred Astaire
Label/Cat No : West End B000I2KPIC
Album Title : The Essential Collection

Song Title : HERE COMES THE RAIN AGAIN
Performer : Eurythmics
Label/Cat No : RCA DA 5

Song Title : GOOD VIBRATIONS
Performer : The Beach Boys
Label/Cat No : Capitol CL 15475

Song Title : PUPPY LOVE
Performer : Donny Osmond
Label/Cat No : MGM 2006 104

Song Title : TORN
Performer : Natalie Imbruglia
Label/Cat No : RCA 74321527982

Song Title : (KEEP FEELING) FASCINATION
Performer : Human League
Label/Cat No : Virgin VS 569

Song Title : A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION
Performer : Elvis Vs JXL
Label/Cat No : RCA 74321943572

Song Title : I LOVE PARIS
Performer : Jonathan & Darlene Edwards
Label/Cat No : Corinthian COR 101CD

Song Title : INDEPENDENT WOMEN PART 1
Performer : Destiny’s Child
Label/Cat No : Columbia 6705932

Song Title : MY BROTHER
Performer : Terry Scott
Label/Cat No : EMI Gold B000GPI3IU
Album Title : Hello Children Everywhere Volume 3

Song Title : FAITH
Performer : George Michael
Label/Cat No : EPIC EMU 3

Song Title : BROWN GIRL IN THE RING
Performer : Boney M
Label/Cat No : Atlantic/Hansa K 11120

Song Title : I CAN’T STAND THE RAIN
Performer : Eruption
Label/Cat No : Atlantic K 11068

Song Title : STAND AND DELIVER
Performer : Adam and The Ants
Label/Cat No : CBS A 1065

Song Title : THE PUSHBIKE SONG
Performer : The Mixtures
Label/Cat No : Polydor 2058 083

Song Title : LIKE CLOCKWORK
Performer : Boomtown Rats
Label/Cat No : Ensign ENY 14

Song Title : THREE TIMES A LADY
Performer : The Commodores
Label/Cat No : Motown TMG 1113

Song Title : WHAT YOU WAITING FOR?
Performer : Gwen Stefani
Label/Cat No : Interscope 9864986

Song Title : THE FIRST NOEL
Performer : Ella Fitzgerald
Label/Cat No : Capitol

Song Title : WE ARE FAMILY
Performer : Sister Sledge
Label/Cat No : Atlantic/Cotillion K 11293

Song Title : IN THE MORNING
Performer : Razorlight
Label/Cat No : Mercury Records Ltd 1701284
Album Title : Razorlight

Song Title : INSTANT REPLAY
Performer : Dan Hartman
Label/Cat No : SKY 6706

Song Title : HERE COMES THE NIGHT
Performer : Them
Label/Cat No : Decca F 12094

Song Title : GIVE ME THE NIGHT
Performer : George Benson
Label/Cat No : Warner Bros. K 17673

Song Title : RUNNING WITH THE NIGHT
Performer : Lionel Richie
Label/Cat No : Motown TMG 1324

Song Title : TURNING JAPANESE
Performer : The Vapours
Label/Cat No : United Artists BP 334

Song Title : I SHOT THE SHERIFF
Performer : Bob Marley and The Wailers
Label/Cat No : Tuff Gong BMWX 1
Album Title : Legend - The Best Of Bob Marley and The Wailers

Song Title : EVERYTIME YOU GO AWAY
Performer : Paul Young
Label/Cat No : CBS A 6300

Song Title : PIECE OF ME
Performer : Britney Spears
Label/Cat No : Jive 88697221762

Song Title : YOU TO ME ARE EVERYTHING
Performer : The Real Thing
Label/Cat No : Pye International 7N 25709

Song Title : AGAINST ALL ODDS (TAKE A LOOK AT ME NOW)
Performer : Phil Collins
Label/Cat No : Virgin VS 674

Song Title : SO LONG, FAREWELL
Performer : The Children from the cast of “The Sound Of Music”
Label/Cat No : Sony BMG
Album Title : Original Soundtrack

Song Title : STUCK IN THE MIDDLE WITH YOU
Performer : Stealers Wheel
Label/Cat No : A&M AMS 7036

Song Title : I THOUGHT IT WAS OVER
Performer : The Feeling
Label/Cat No : Island 1761837

Song Title : IT MUST HAVE BEEN LOVE
Performer : Roxette
Label/Cat No : EMI EMI 141

Song Title : IT’S OVER
Performer : Roy Orbison
Label/Cat No : London HLU 9882

Song Title : ROCK AND ROLL
Performer : Led Zeppelin
Label/Cat No : Atlantic K 2401012
Album Title : Led Zeppelin IV

Song Title : NEVER CAN SAY GOODBYE
Performer : Gloria Gaynor
Label/Cat No : MGM 2006 463